Mother Hen had a productive Spring

Fellow Ninja Jason Hart shared this pic he got from a friend.  Always good to see a momma hen with a bunch of soon to be Gobblers!

 

Last Day Ohio

PCP says - " Why go to waitin' when you can go to killin' "

PCP Has Arrived

There is only one.. Never been duplicated.. Exclusive as the Guest List at Hugh Heffner's house.
Available for Dates, Weddings, Parties, etc
Mars, PA's most eligible Bachelor

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What Else Can You Say?

Have you earned yours yet?

PCCP - Perry County Coyote Plague

Another PA Public Land Bird Gets The Good News

Sad Ninja

Not Every Ninja kills……….

 

Ground Round Tags Out in Pennsyltucky

Hooter Hollow Opening Day Ninjas

NY ninja completes single season slam

>
> The single season slam is complete. My buddy Jeff and I took this
> bird just before 6am this morning. Not possible without all you
> guys. Thank you and thank you UA! Official specs pending but he's a
> hammer!
>
>
> Eric D. Crawford
> Director Outdoor Sales
> Under Armour Performance

The Amish Assassin

Frankie The Yankee Scores Big in Ohio

Nattie Ninja Strikes

24 n half lbs 11 n a half beard inch n 8 spurs

Ground Round Senior's First Ohio Bird

Ninjas Travel Incognito - The PCP Travels to Missouri

The Ninja Strikes again

 

Attached is a picture of the last birds I saw die.  3 Hampton County, SC birds that Jay Cantrell and I basically put a mob style execution on April 4^th.  Eastern down with the muzzleloader. 

 

Ninjas carry on!

 

A ninjy hides well

A little luck in TX

Had a fun show this am.

As I wait beside a S. TX Oak

The guide just drove off and I heard that blessed sound that signifies the day is starting - the majestic Gobble. He is not as close as I hoped but its still dark.
Today is my first outing. NY still has 3 weeks til opening day.
As I was driving in, I was thinking of a few reasons why we like the Gobbler:
Nocturnal- no chance they fed all night under a full moon
Driven by Testosterone- no explanation needed. We are too.
Can't smell our breakfast, lack of shower or anything else.
They often announce their arrival.
You can learn to Speak their Language and have an intelligent conversation with them (sometimes).
Women cause them to make bad decisions...........

Ok. Its starting to get light. Time to get serious. Why do you like to ninjy them uggly headed bearded clowns?

Time to ninjy.

Nattie Ninja PCP

 

T-Minus 15 days and counts until The Nattie Ninja PCP descends upon Missouri.  Buckle up Kirksville Kickin Chickens, The PCP cometh and Hell is coming with me!  

 

Nattie Ninja PCP

Texas Twin Tips

 

Texas Twin Tips attached. Two birds, two hunts. Ninja style.


Eric D. Crawford
Director Outdoor Sales
Under Armour Performance

The Work of Jason "Turkey Ninja" Hart

 

Florida Ninja

Florida was tuff.  3 day hunt with a day and half of rain and tornados.  Still managed to have two of the slippery birds get a parking ticket.  Unfortunatly for me I was part of both hunts just not the guy pulling the trigger.

 

OUT

First Ground Round TX JellyHead

Passing On The Ninja Tradition - Hunter's First Ninja Kill

 

 

 

 

A True Ninja "Ground Round" In Action!

Ground Round,
A Well Know Turkey Ninja is currently on Patrol searching for the Great Gobbler. That is Strong.. REAL STRONG.

The Turkey Ninja

As you all well know the season lurks. It lurks like a thief in the night. It lurks like a serpent in the grass. It lurks like Eustace Winn over a drunk girl’s unconscious body. As the season draws nearer I would like to remind all that now is not the time to let up in any way. You should not speak to another human being unless it be a fellow blood brother. You should be totally silent to your wives, girlfriends, or friends who do not understand the obsession. Do not let your mind slip into any thought other than thoughts of his majesty gobbling so hard it makes your pecker stand up and whistle. How you go about disciplining yourself in preparation for the most glorious days of the year is up to you as long as you don’t cheat yourself. Do whatever it takes to stay strong and keep your eye on the spur. One month before season I become “turkey ninja.” Turkey Ninja speaks to no one other than his blood brothers. His fiancé is forced to sit in silence as he struts up and down the sofa in his loin cloth hacking on his box call or hailing magnificent trumpet like yelps from one of his many tube calls. The Turkey Ninja does not smile….ever. The only instance in which he may possibly smile is if he sees another blood brother. The turkey ninja eats only the finest nuts and berries and lots of red meat. He does not eat yogurt….ever. If a lesser mortal asks him if he is ready for turkey season, he double legs them to the ground and stuffs his balls in their mouth until they choke to death. The turkey ninja is all business. When he takes a crap, the only literature that he reads is Turkeys and Turkey Hunting, Turkey Call, Midwest Turkey Calls catalog, or NWTF newsletter. He then wipes his ass with the despicable pages of Buckmasters and Delta Waterfowl….fuck em. The turkey ninja wears his camo all day, every day…including his facemask and gloves. If you find the turkey ninja’s actions inappropriate or unruly then keep your thoughts to yourself. For if the ninja hears negative remarks he will pattern his Remington Premier Magnum #5s on the turkey target he just pasted to your ass cheeks. In closing, I pray that each of you find the turkey ninja within yourself and never lose sight of it. I have attached a photo of the turkey ninja before church last Sunday…..yes, he even wears this to church. Hopefully, this will keep each of you motivated to stay true to your inner spirit. Until March 14th, keep it moist. Niggols