NOT ALL NINJY's are ON 100% all the time...

Sadly, some Ninjy's, though well trained and finely honed skillz, can't deliver the fatal blow, EVERY TIME. Even one of the Greatest, most successful Ninjy's, has suffered the pain and agony of a Missed Turkey..

Sadly this morning in the Mars/Cranberry, PA area, an evil Turkey that had created the need to be ninjy'd, survived an attack.

With this, said turkey will now have the opportunity to share with other turkeys the manner in which he was ambushed and fired upon. Just as bad as if the US Navy Seal Team Six had been unsuccessful in the attack on Bin Laden, this failed mission will carry consequences.

From today forward, the Cranberry, PA turkeys have an upper hand on all Ninjy's.... Depending on the availability of Couriers, carrier pigeons, and the coconut telegraph, the details of this ambush could spread throughout the Meleagris gallopavo species.

I call upon all available Ninjas that can descend upon the Cranberry, PA area and deliver and offensive beyond all others to rid the population of any knowledge of this failed attempt.

In his Buke Myōmokushō, military historian Hanawa Hokinoichi writes of the ninja:

“	They travelled in disguise to other territories to judge the situation of the enemy, they would inveigle their way into the midst of the enemy to discover gaps, and enter enemy castles to set them on fire, and carried out assassinations, arriving in secret.[3]